“Don’t drink and drive. But if you do, call me.” AMC

 

“Even drug dealers need lawyers, right? Especially drug dealers.” Netflix

 

“Getting arrested, that makes people look guilty, even the innocent ones, and innocent people get arrested every day.” Fubo.tx

 

Speaking as your lawyer, I’m always looking for billable hours. But speaking as your business associate, I’m strongly advising that you get your s*** together.

 

I’m number one on your speed dial. right next to your weed dealer.